Jurassic Shark 3: Seavenge

[Available June 13 on DVD and various digital platforms.] Horrific acting and special effects dominate Mark Polonia's crazy, over-the-top, intentionally silly, unfunny, poorly written, violent, star-dotted (Natalie Himmelberger, Titus Himmelberger, James Carolus, and Kyle Rappaport), 70-minute comedic thriller in which a hungry, limb-tearing, 50-foot Megalodon shark stalks dimwitted people, including a not-too-bright model (Jada Sanchez), a television cameraman (Mark Polonia), an elderly manager, and three lowlife, gun-toting criminals (Tim Hatch, Jamie Morgan, and Yolie Canales), on a stranded speed boat while a scientist (Jeff Kirkendall) performs experiments on a land-roving shark.
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